The Chimney Sweepers

The chimney sweepers
    Wash their faces and forget to wash the neck;
The lighthouse keepers
   Let the lamps go out and leave the ships to wreck;
The prosperous baker
   Leaves the rolls in hundreds in the oven to burn;
The undertaker
   Puts a small note on the coffin saying: "Wait till I return,
I've got a date with Love!"
And deep-sea divers
   Cut their boots off and come bubbling to the top;
And engine drivers
   Bring expresses in the tunnel to a stop;
The village rector
   Dashes down the side-aisle half-way through a psalm;
The sanitary inspector
   Runs off with the cover of the cesspool on his arm —
To  keep his date with Love!